Best Friend Contract



Inspiration Contract



A week or so ago, I wrote up a contract for Elliot who'll be posting on here as often as I will be. I printed off a copy for her to review and edit to fit her idea of what a friend should be. She just now told me she hasn't touched it. It was based the contract pictured on the left, found here. Now, without even reading it thoroughly, she claims that it is not sufficient, and needs to be pages longer. I, myself, thought it was quite excellent. Ah well. I will post a copy or pic of our final draft. Elliot refused wear some fake nails I bought her for her birthday. She told me if I could find a document that stated that it was okay for friends to force friends into wearing fake nails she would cave to my pleads. So I fabricated one. The whole incident brings up a few questions: Are fake nails really that bad? Is making a friend sign a "Friend Contract" a completely ridiculous and utterly pompous request? Real Housewives of Atlanta's Cynthia Bailey pulled out a friend contract back in 2010, and later said it was a joke, according to realitytea.com. Leave your thoughts in the comments!