Oreo Eating Personality

I remember a little personality quiz the teachers had us take back in middle school. By naming your favorite way to eat an Oreo, one would gain insight to the person they are inside. It wasn't all that bad, because we got to eat Oreos, even though what we got was probably an off-brand cheapo kind. With some digging, I uncovered a copy of the quiz online, here. It's not scientifically backed and completely bogus, but still kind of fun, so go ahead and quiz yourself:

What is your favorite, or most used, method of eating Oreos?

1. Stuff the whole thing into your mouth
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow, methodical bites, examining the resulting cookie after each
4. In feverish little nibbles
5. Dunked
6. Twisted apart, eating first the cream and then the outside cookie part
7. Twisted, eating the cream and tossing the rest
8. Just the cookie, not the cream
9. Not eating, but instead just licking the Oreo.

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What it means:

1. The whole thing: You consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time: You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination- but that's okay- you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical: You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverish Nibbles: Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns may run in your family.

5. Dunked: You are always upbeat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie: You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie: You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's okay, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside: You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them: Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

My personal method isn't listed here. My method is probably disgusting to most people. I suppose it may qualify as dunked, but that's not how I do it. I simply drop the cookie in my glass of milk and leave it to soak for a few minutes before retrieving it with a spoon once it's nice and soggy. Yummy!

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Please share your method in the comments, and partake in the poll below!

How do you eat your Oreos?
	Whole thing at once
	One bite at a time
	Methodical bites
	Feverish nibbles
	Dunked
	Twisted apart, cream first then cookie
	Only cream
	Only cookie
	Just licking
	Other
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