I'm sorry, but- you're an idiot.

I'm sorry, but you know what just really irritates me? When meretricious, ignorant, annoying teenage girls start sentences with "I'm sorry, but-" Come on people. You obviously aren't sorry. You just want to open your ridiculously lengthy tangent with something 'nice.' Face it. Everyone has gone on crazy rants over SOMETHING. but don't lie to yourself, you're not sorry about what you are about to unleash on the helpless listener you've trapped in the corner of the supermarket. You just want to feel diplomatic and included in the world around you. Which you AREN'T because you are too busy complaining about the way things are to have enough time to be apart of them, do anything about them, or even REALLY care. It's just debate for the sake of debate; Complaint for the sake of complaint. So stop lying to yourselves and shut the CUSS up!

(see what I did there? I'm so witty.)