An amazing to do list

I "stumbleupon"-ed this crazy awesome to-do list. It's not at all mine, but I'd definitely like to try some of these out. Below the best of the list. And here's a link to the complete list. These would make some interesting stories, which I'm all about. I want to collect as many experiences and stories as I can in my lifetime, so that I'll feel it wasn't all wasted. I'm gonna try and think up some things like this by myself and then I'll include them on here.

• Wear a shirt that says "Life" while giving free lemons to people who pass by on the street.   
• Hire 2 private investigators and get them to follow one another. 
• Enter a crowded elevator and announce "Now, I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here."
• Right before someone sneezes shout "PIKKA PIKKKKAA"
• Invite someone to your office turn around in office chair and say "I've been expecting you..." sinister-ly like a super villain. 
• Run into a store dressed from an obviously different time period (i.e. extreme 80's, with a beehive, etc). Ask what year it is. When someone tells you run out screaming "It worked!"and laughing like a madman. 
• Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar and eat in public.
•  Become doctor. Change last name to Acula. (Get it? Took me a while) 

That's it for now though. Here's that link again.  Got any ideas? Share them in the comments below!